Ok.

First off, I'm bored. Which can only mean that this will no doughtablly (Is that a word? No? Crap...) turn out to be a waste of valuable time on every ones account. But like I said, I'm bored, which means that I do silly things like this. But in the interest of not completely wasting web space... no... wait ... this will ONLY be a waste of web space!

Holy crap that's hard to read... unless you computer does not have "adolescence" as a font. Which in that case, I'm not sure what it defaults to. Probably something lame, like "Time New  Roman" or "Arial Rounded MT Bold".

Ok.. so this front is a bit small.

Is this better?

Click here if you can't read the lines above.

Click here if you don't care what happens at all.

Click here to hear a duck fart.

Click here to see this page in really annoying colors.

Click here to go back.