Our perfection has to overcome their
incompetence.
Anecdotes from the stark, raving sane...Back in my freshman year
of college, I noticed that I was surrounded by profound, profane, and often
times, silly things. So I went down to the bookstore and bought a book
for journaling. It was called The Quotable Nothing Book.
I've transferred from it all that I could. (So is this a pre-electronic Blog?) I’ll keep the thing going, adding all the
smithereens that I find in my rather ‘normal’ life. Enjoy!
The Beginnings of Written History: The 1980’s
Barking Up the Wrong Tree Without
A Paddle: The 1990’s
Stupidity Wrapped In a Moron, 2002 and Beyond:
Wasted Daze and Wasted Knights,
2006
Coming soon: Watch me explain (IMHO) how the Roswell UFO crash and President Kennedy's assassination are tied together...
Why am I a football widow...I'm
a guy, but I have the incredible super power of being able to get up and walk
away from the TV during football games. In most households it is the
woman that could take it or leave it. However, my wife is the die hard
football fan and she has the kids addicted as well. So I will go and
cook, or clean, or work on a model train or something. But it is just as
likely that, being a broadcast engineer, I will
be called in to help the TV network set up and operate equipment at the
stadium. I'm often on the sidelines doing stuff. That's the
ultimate nah nah nah. I'm here and you wish. Brett Favre says "Hi!" to me in the tunnel; John Madden
and I have teased people who are brat rookies.
Have you been told
that you don't know Jack Schitt?
Then learn this....
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